A Retired Man Went into the Social Security Office to Apply for Benefits

Here's a story about a retired senior man who went into the social security office to apply for benefits that will get you giggling.

This joke, taken from Unijokes, goes...

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.  After waiting in line for a long time, he got to the counter. 

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

 He asks:

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says,

And she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, 

Laughed out loud? Here's another joke about an old man...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, 

The doctor was shocked:

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