Farmer Brings Rooster to a Movie Theater

May 28, 2019
08:15 A.M.

After you reach a certain age, you become convinced that there is nothing left to surprise you in life. But just when she thought she'd seen it all, poor Mildred in the story below got thrown another huge surprise!


A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.”

“I’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater. It's the rules.”

The old farmer was used to getting his own way, so he went around the corner, stuffed Chuck down his overalls, and implored him to stay quiet.

Then he returned to the ticket booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He happened to get a very good seat next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster, not enjoying his confinement, began to squirm.

The old farmer nonchalantly unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Marge,” whispered Mildred loudly.

“What?” said Marge.

“I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”


“What makes you think so?” asked Marge.

“He undid his pants and exposed himself,” whispered Mildred.

“Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge. “At our age, we’ve seen ’em all.”

“I thought so too,” said Mildred,

“But this one’s eatin’ my popcorn!”

Poor Mildred! I'm pretty sure she had never seen anything like that before! Did this joke make you giggle? Share it with your friends and give them a laugh too. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

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