Two Babies Were Sitting in Their Cribs When One Baby Asked the Other: 'Are You a Girl or a Boy?'

Gender assumptions and debates about bias aside, the cute story about one baby who asks another baby to say whether they're a girl or a boy is still funny. More so in this day and age when the answer would most likely have been either wrong or disputable! 

Two babies were sitting in their cribs when one baby shouted to the other,

“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.

“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I'm a boy,” he said confidently.

“I mean, I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply from the other crib.

“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes of tussling about, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

“You’re a little girl,” he said proudly.

“Wow! You’re ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It’s quite easy really when you know what to look for,” replied the baby boy smugly,

“You see, you’ve got pink socks on and I’ve got blue ones.”

Shame on you if you thought this sweet little joke was going to be dirty! But if it gave you a giggle, share it with your friends!

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