Teenage Boy Tells Parents He's Bought an Expensive Car

When a romantic relationship is over there is a deep pain caused in the feelings and emotions. The person who does not want to end the relationship will end up with a lasting, bitter and painful experience.

This experience can even lead to despair; an extreme alteration of mood caused by anger, frustration and resentment. People can get to do pretty extreme things when it comes to feeling betrayed, just like in this joke that we brought you today.

A sixteen-year-old boy came back to home from school driving a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell at him, "Where did you get that truck?!" -but he calmly told them, "I just bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. "Well," said the boy a satisfaction grim on his face, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars."

But the parents immediately thought that he must be lying so they began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for just fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the new lady who moved up the street," said the boy. “I don"t know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

Instead of easing things with his parents, the boy story made them more concerned. "Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what"s going on," she told her husband.

So the boy"s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting some flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she proceeded to explain, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I just learned from a friend that he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and he really doesn’t intend to come back."

But the father didn´t understand what does that had to do with his kid getting a truck, so she explained further: "He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did it."

We hope you enjoyed this joke, but wait, we have another one for you. This time, you'll see the revenge was handed by the husband.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he suddenly burst into the kitchen and started yelling at her. 

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful.”

She ignored him for a while but he kept yelling: “CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife had enough and stared at him angered. "What in the world is wrong with you?” she said, “you think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" But the husband just smiled and calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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