Charity Worker Approaches a Rich Man Who Has Never Donated Anything in His Life

When a charity worker approached a rich man who has never donated anything in his life to give charity, their encounter led to a fascinating but hilarious conversation.

A charity worker discovered that a rich man has never given anything in his life to charity, and he decided to visit the man in his office to convince him to make donations.

At the man's office, the worker asked him to give to charity, and as he kept making his request, the rich man asked him suddenly:

"Are you aware that my sister's husband died, leaving her with four children to provide for?"

The news surprised the worker, and he responded that he was unaware. The rich man then asked again,

"Are you aware that my brother gambles so much that now he owes a significant debt to his creditors, and they are threatening to kill him if he does not pay?"

At this point, the charity worker started to feel remorse for coming to the office, and he apologized for coming, saying he didn't know about what was happening in the man's life.

The rich man continued like the worker never spoke, asking,

"Are you aware that my mother has been ill for a long time, and her condition has racked up a lot of debt?"

The charity worker felt mortified at this, and he apologized to the man for coming to him in the face of his troubles. The rich man leaned back in his chair, looked the man over, and in a very calm voice said:

"If my family has so many problems, and I have refused to give them money, why would I make any contribution to you?"

In another scenario, one greedy fellow and a jealous fellow met a King who offered them a gift. The King said the only condition attached is that one of them makes the request and the second person will get twice as the person who made the request.

The greedy man didn't want to be the one to request because he wanted to have everything, and the jealous man didn't want to, because he was envious of the fact that the other man would get a double portion.

The greedy fellow later convinced the jealous fellow to make the request, and after much thought, the envious man told the King:

"Please, I need you to take out one of my eyes, and give him a double portion."

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Sources: Reddit, Upjoke