Daily Joke: Married Man Wants to Check if His Wife Can Get Their Boat Safely to Shore

Social dynamics between families and those they choose to get close to often give rise to comical situations, and in today’s joke of the day, we included two hilarious scenarios to illustrate.

BEST BE PREPARED

Bob and Claire enjoyed a beautiful long weekend aboard their luxury yacht, but when they heard about a boating accident, Bob decided that Claire should learn to operate the yacht in case of an emergency.

Luxury yachts docked at sea port at sunset. | Source: Shutterstock.

Luxury yachts docked at sea port at sunset. | Source: Shutterstock.

The couple had been lounging on the deck chairs when Bob turned to Claire and said, "Ok honey, this is a drill. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore."

Surprised and somewhat flustered by the request, Claire soon collected herself and safely navigated their boat to shore.

Later that evening after the couple got back home, Bob felt proud of his forethought as he watched television. 

Then Claire came into the living room and made herself comfortable, she picked up the television remote and switched to her favorite channel as she said, "OK honey, this is a drill. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook dinner, and wash the dishes."

Three young women drinking coffee while talking. | Source: Shutterstock.

Three young women drinking coffee while talking. | Source: Shutterstock.

MOTHER INSTINCTS

Tim went to visit his mother a few towns over and told her that he wanted her to meet his fiance, but he wanted to make their first encounter an interesting one. So he suggested that he bring three women home and that she had to guess which one of them he wanted to marry.

His mum agreed to the game and that night, Tim showed up with three beautiful women. The five of them spent the night talking and after several hours the time came to end the pleasant evening.

Unable to contain his curiosity, Tim went to his mother just before he left and asked, “Ok, mom, which of those gorgeous women do I want to marry?”

Without hesitation, his mother replied, “The one in the middle.” Shocked that she figured it out, Tim asked, “How on earth did you figure it out, mom?”

Illustrated concept of a woman and/or a mother being a superhero. | Source: Shutterstock.

Illustrated concept of a woman and/or a mother being a superhero. | Source: Shutterstock.

“Easy,” she said. “I don’t like her.”

In another joke of the day about relationships, a successful businessman decided to have a candid conversation with his new son-in-law with hilarious consequences.

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