July 28, 2019
Here's a joke about a man in a hot air balloon who apprehended he was lost that will get you giggling.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost, so he decided to decrease altitude. He then saw a woman below.
He descended a bit more and yelled,” Excuse me, would you be able to help? I promised a companion that I would meet him an hour ago. However, I don't have the foggiest idea where I am."
The woman below answered, "You are in a hot air balloon drifting around 30 feet over the ground. You are somewhere in the range of 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," the man said.
To which the woman replied, "I am. How did you know?"
"Well... all that you told me is actually right, but I have no clue what to make of you, and the truth is I am still lost. To be perfectly honest, you've not been much help so far," said the balloonist.
"You must be in the management," the woman responded.
"I am. But how did you know?" the man asked.
"Well... you don't have a clue where you are or where you are going," the lady answered. "You have risen to where you are because of a huge amount of hot air."
She included, "You made a vow which you have no clue how to keep, and you expect that individuals beneath you to solve your issues. The fact is you are in the very same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.
April 27, 2019