Daily Joke: A Man Went into the Confessional Booth after Many Years Away from the Church

Here's a joke about the man who went into the confessional booth that will get you giggling.

After several years away from the church, the man decided to go into the confessional booth, where he discovered a completely furnished bar with beer on tap.

On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and crystal glasses. On the other wall was a fantastic exhibit of the best cigars and chocolates.

At the point when the priest entered, the man told him: “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest answered: “Ah my child, you need to get out. You’re on my side.”

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a senior couple who were reminiscing their good old times. Read the story below.

An elderly couple were sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days. The wife turned to the husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?” The husband looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.

An elderly couple sitting on wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

An elderly couple sitting on wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

With a wry little smile, the wife pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?” The husband leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, the wife said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?” The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, the wife asked, “Honey, where are you going?”

The husband replied, “To get my teeth!”

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Starts at 60

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