Daily Joke: Impatient Woman Is Tired of Waiting in the Checkout Line

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 04, 2019
08:00 A.M.

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping mall. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and sweeper and other cleaning supplies.


By her actions and deep sighs, it was apparent she was in a rush and disturbed about the slowness of the line.

Customer standing in front of a female cashier | Photo: Freepik

Customer standing in front of a female cashier | Photo: Freepik

At the point when the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman said, "Well, I'll be fortunate to leave and home before Christmas!"

To which the cashier answered, "Don't worry ma'am. With that wind showing up out there and that shiny new sweeper you have here, you'll be home in a matter of moments."

A customer paying with credit card | Photo: Freepik

A customer paying with credit card | Photo: Freepik


If that makes you laugh hysterically, here's a joke about an unmarried church organist.

Miss Beatrice, a sweet and kind church organist, was in her eighties yet had never been hitched. Her churchmates appreciated her honesty and feeling of virtue.

One afternoon the pastor came to approach her, and she demonstrated him into her living room. While preparing tea, she invited him to have a seat.

Old woman smiling | Photo: Pexels

Old woman smiling | Photo: Pexels

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister saw a cut-glass bowl sitting over it. The bowl was loaded up with water and in the water floated a condom.

When she returned, with tea and scones, they started to talk. The minister attempted to stifle his interest in the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him he could no longer resist.


"Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would enlighten me regarding this?" indicating the bowl.

Old woman holding sunhat and picnic basket | Photo: Pexels

Old woman holding sunhat and picnic basket | Photo: Pexels

"Gracious, yes," she answered, "Isn't it magnificent? I was strolling through the park a couple of months ago, and I discovered this small package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Pete's Humour

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