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Daily Joke: A Mother Tries to Wake Her Son up for School, but He Doesn't Want to Go

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 04, 2019
04:40 P.M.
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Here's a joke about a mother who tries to wake her son up for school that will make you chuckle.

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One morning, the mother went into her child's room to wake him up. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" she said.

To which her son replied, "But why, mom? I would prefer not to go."

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Old woman smiling | Photo: Pexels

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The mother fired back, saying, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well," he responded. "The children hate me for one, and the teachers hate me as well!"

"Goodness, that is no reason not to go to school," said the mother. "Come on now and prepare."

The son answered, "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years of age, and for another, you're the Principal," she said.

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A bedroom | Photo: Pexels

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If that crack you up, here's a joke about an unmarried church organist.

Miss Beatrice, a sweet and kind church organist, was in her eighties but had never been married. Her churchmates admired her innocence and sense of purity.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her, and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

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An old woman standing near the photo frame | Photo: Pexels

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As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated a condom.

When she returned, with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

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An old woman smiling | Photo: Pexels

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"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago, and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Starts at 60, iFunny

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