Daily Joke: Depressed 35-Year-Old Guy Tells His Therapist He Has No Luck with the Ladies
This joke is about a 35-Year-Old man who visits a therapist to express his frustration because he feels he has no luck with women.
Looking very depressed, the man walked into a therapist's office and stated: "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
The doctor then asked him about his problem. To which the man replied: "Well, I'm 35 years old, and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
The doctor sighed. Then he gave the man a piece of advice.
"My friend, this is not a serious problem," he said. "You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
Seemed content with this advice, the man walked out of the office a bit excited. After three weeks, he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
The doctor immediately asked him: "Did my advice not work?"
"It worked alright," the man replied. "For the past several weeks, I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?" the doctor asked.
"I don't have a problem," the man responded. "My wife does."
If you laughed out loud, here's a bonus joke that will ultimately make your day.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he noted.
To the first mother, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol, and your child's name is Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered:
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."
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