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August 19, 2019

Daily Joke: A Man Goes into a Bar and Drinks Seven Shots of Whiskey as Quickly as They Are Served

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This joke is about a man who goes to the bar and orders seven shots of whiskey that he immediately drinks. But his answer to the bartender's question is hilarious.

One night, the man walks into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender promptly approaches him.

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"What'll it be, buddy?" he inquires. 

To which the man replies, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone nearly as fast as they were served. 

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Watching in dismay, the bartender asks as to why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this quick as well on the off chance that you had what I have," the man answers. 

"What do you have, buddy?" the bartender hurriedly inquires.

The man rapidly answers, "I have a dollar." 

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I can't imagine what the bartender's reaction to the man's response would have been. Anyway, here's a bonus joke that will make your day even better.

Along with his dog, a man goes to the bar and quickly requests drinks. 

"You can't bring that dog in here!" the bartender lets him know. 

Without overlooking anything, the man explains, "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Goodness, man," the bartender replies, "I'm sorry, I didn't know. Here, the first drink's on me." 

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The man takes his drink and goes to a table close to the entryway. A short time later, another man comes in who also brings a dog.

At the point when the first man sees the guy, he stops him and says, "You can't get that dog here except if you tell him it's your seeing-eye dog."

The second man thoughtfully thanks the first man for the information. He then proceeds to the bar and requests for a drink.

"Hey, you can't bring dogs in here!" the bartender tells the second man.

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"But this is my seeing-eye dog," he replies.

The bartender promptly answers, "No, I don't think so. They don't use Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and afterward answers, "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Want to giggle some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

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