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Daily Joke: A Jealous Husband Calls His Wife to Check If She Is at Home

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 01, 2019
10:20 P.M.
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Here's a joke about a jealous husband and his wife that will get you giggling.

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The man adored his better half so much that he couldn't help but wonder if she's really faithful to their relationship. He always called her to check if she's at home.

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"My wife, where are you?" he asked.

To which his wife replied, "At home, Love."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," the wife answered.

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"Please turn on the blender," he said.

The wife then turned the blender on.

Convinced, the husband stated, "Alright my Love, goodbye. I love you so much!"

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Such a scenario happened again in the days that followed. Until one day, the husband decided to go home without notice. Upon arriving home, he found his child alone.

"Son, where is your mother?" he asked.

"I don't know. Mom went out with the blender," the little boy replied.

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If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy. 

To keep an eye on the movements of his wife, a jealous husband hired a private detective. He told the detective that he wanted more than a written report, and that was a video of the activities of his wife.

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After seven days, the detective came back with a video. They then sat down together to watch it. In spite of the fact that the quality was not exactly professional, the husband saw his better half meeting another man.

He saw both of them giggling in the park. He saw them having fun at a cafe. He saw them dancing in a nightclub, and he saw them participating in many activities with absolute merriment.

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Upset, the husband said, "I can't believe this!"

"What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!" the detective stated.

To which the husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"

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Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Jokesplazza, Mr-funny

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