Daily Joke: Beautiful 18-Year-Old Girl Cries at the Funeral Service of Her Elderly Husband
It is always a good idea to try your best to age gracefully but when you bring all the complications of marriage, and family into the process, some people have been known to age hilariously.
Here are a few age jokes to remind you not to take aging too seriously.
The rhythm of the church bells...
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend:
"We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted."
Every Sunday morning he would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of the church bells." She sobbed again, then added:
"If that fire engine hadn't clanged by, he'd be alive today."
Knock once and forget me not
After one year of dating, not caring about the big age gap, Henry of age 85, married Katie a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Katie decides that after their wedding she and Henry should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Katie prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Henry, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Henry takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Katie hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Henry, again he is ready for more 'action'.
Somewhat surprised, Katie consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Henry kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha! you guessed it – Henry is back again, rapping on the door, is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Henry gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him:
"I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Henry."
Henry, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Katie and says:
"You mean I was here already?"
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."
He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."