September 12, 2019
Little Johnny is a cheeky little fellow, and he makes mischief whenever and wherever possible. This time, little Jhonny is in his school using some unholy words he heard from his father.
Little Jhonny and his friends were playing with toy cars during recess. While the other kids were rolling their toy cars around, Jhonny kept making screeching sounds.
His teacher got curious and came close to him. Jhonny got up in haste and kicked the car across the room before swearing. All the kids, including the teacher, were shocked by Jhonny's behavior.
"Jhonny! You shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk anyway?" she asked. Jhonny brought a smile on his face and said, "My daddy said it."
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The teacher made a disappointed face and told him, "It doesn't matter where you heard it, or who said it, you don't use words you don't understand."
After hearing his teacher, Jhonny proudly said, "I do know what it means." The teacher was traumatized and asked what he thought it meant. She was hoping that it wasn't what she thought it was.
Little Jhonny replied, "It means the car won't start."
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RECESS IS OVER
After recess, the teacher asked the students to come up with a story and a moral attached to it. After about fifteen minutes, she started asking for volunteers.
Little Susan got up and started with her story. "My dad owns a farm, and we have many chickens in it. Every morning, we take the chicken eggs to the market to sell."
"But this morning, our truck hit a huge pothole and all of our eggs shattered," she said. The teacher asked for the moral, and Little Susan said, "Don't keep all of your eggs in one basket."
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BILLY AND THE INCUBATOR
Billy was up next, and he said, "My father owns a farm too, and we have chickens, but instead of selling the eggs, we put them in an incubator to hatch. Last night, only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched," he said.
The teacher asked for the moral, and Billy said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
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Finally, Jhonny's turn came around. He got up from his seat and said, "My Uncle Tom is in the army. He was flying one day, and his plane got shot."
"He managed to escape but could only carry a bottle of beer, one machine gun, and a machete."
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"He drank the beer within an hour of crashing but ended up being surrounded by 100 terrorists. Uncle Tom killed 70 of them with his machine gun but ran out of bullets.
"He killed another 20 with his machete, but the blade broke, so he killed the remaining 10 with his bare hands." His traumatized teacher asked for a moral hoping to have a decent learning outcome from it.
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Little Jhonny said, "You don't mess with Uncle Tom when he's been drinking."
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