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Daily Joke: Two Little Kids Talk While Lying on Stretchers in a Hospital

Tichafa Chidzonga
Sep 13, 2019
12:30 A.M.

Have you ever wondered what happens in a hospital when patients don’t quite understand their procedures? It’s definitely worth a laugh, here are a few hospital jokes to prove it.

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The ABC's of hospital procedures

Two little kids are in a hospital. They're lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and

when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

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The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says:

"Whoa, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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Four letter word

Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say?," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"

Piano lessons

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands.

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"Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.

"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."

Child plays piano with bandaged hand | Source: Getty Images

Child plays piano with bandaged hand | Source: Getty Images

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Please read the sign

Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"

Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."

Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"

Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."

When the young outsmart the old

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.

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He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.

Scared patient in a hospital gown holds his hands up | Source: Getty Images

Scared patient in a hospital gown holds his hands up | Source: Getty Images

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Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

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Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Frightened man sitting on a couch holds onto his money tightly | Source: Getty Images

Frightened man sitting on a couch holds onto his money tightly | Source: Getty Images

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Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of the story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "

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Source: Reddit, Unijokes

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