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Daily Joke: Three Drunk Men Climb into a Taxi

Bettina Dizon
Sep 25, 2019
08:40 P.M.
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Ready for your favorite time of the day? Today's #jokeoftheday is brought to you by three drunk men who were fooled by a cab driver.


Three friends had an exciting boys night out spent drinking hard liquor for hours. As the bar was nearly closing, the three drunken men realized it was about time to go home; and so, they found a taxi and climbed in.


Smelling like alcohol, the driver quickly realized that his passengers were inebriated. He promptly fabricated a plan to get rid of the three. He switched on the engine, then turned it off again and said:

"We have reached your destination."

Without hesitation or question, the first guy said, "alright pal, here you go," and handed the taxi driver money. The second guy was quite energetic as he enthusiastically thanked him for his service.

Thinking he could get away with it, the third guy slapped the taxi driver across the face with much force. The surprised driver thought he was caught and yelled: "What was that for?"


"Next time, don't go so fast! You nearly killed us!"

In a different setting, Jim and his two friends were having a boys night out as well. As they were talking at the bar, his first friend opened up and said:


"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day, I came home and found wire cutters under our bed, and they weren't mine."


His second friend said the same thing but believed his wife was having an affair with the plumber after finding a wrench under the bed that didn't belong to him. Jim replied to his friends:

"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," he said as his friends looked at him with disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day, I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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