Daily Joke: A Father Explains to His Daughter Why She Has to Go to School

In this joke, a father with a daughter who doesn't want to go to school explained to her why she needs to, and this was how the conversation went. Shutterstock.comThis father has an adorable daughter who throws tantrums every time it's time to go to school.

This particular Saturday, the young girl was crying that she didn't want to go to school on Monday. On Sunday after brunch, the crying persisted, and so the father said, 

"Honey, it's a law. If you don't go to school, they'll put Daddy in jail."

The girl looked at her dad and after thinking for a moment said, 

"How long would you have to stay?"

A father having a conversation with his daughter | Photo: Shutterstock

A father having a conversation with his daughter | Photo: Shutterstock

If you enjoyed that, here is another joke to make you laugh. 

One day, a grade school teacher was asking the kids in her class what their parents did for a living. She asked a boy named Tim, 

"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, 

"She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

A teacher conversing with a student work in the classroom | Photo: Getty Images

A teacher conversing with a student work in the classroom | Photo: Getty Images

Amie who was quite shy also stood up to answer the question, cuffing her feet, she said, 

"My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, 

"My daddy plays piano in a brothel."

Happy elementary teacher aiming at school kids to answer her question | Photo: Shutterstock

Happy elementary teacher aiming at school kids to answer her question | Photo: Shutterstock

The teacher who was now aghast quickly changed the subject to geography.

Because she was still worried about Billy's answer, she decided to go visit his father.

When she got to his house, she rang the bell and Billy's dad opened the door. Thinking there was a mistake earlier with Billy's reply, she asked the man what he does. 

Billy's father said,

"I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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Sources: reddit  SmartJokes

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