Daily Joke: Two Guys in a Bar Talk about the Amount of Control They Have over Their Wives

Bettina Dizon
Oct 10, 2019
03:00 P.M.

Today’s #jokeoftheday will make men really think about what kind of wife they want to have, while women will realize how strong they can be. Check out the stories fo these married men!


Three guys in a pub were talking over some liquor. Two of them spoke of the amount of control they have in their household, especially over their wives, while the third one kept silent.

After a few exchanges of stories, the two men turned to the third guy to ask: “Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third guy then shared:

“I’ll tell you. Just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”


The other two fellows were amazed, showing more interest over the story and asking the guy to continue with what happened. He continued:

“She said: ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.’”


Similarly, a married man named Bob had an encounter with his somewhat controlling wife. Bob was in big trouble for missing his wedding anniversary, which his wife was furious about. She said:

“Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”


Morning came and Bob left for work earlier than his wife woke up. When she woke, she looked out and saw a gift left in their driveway. Confused, she hurried downstairs to see what it was.

The wife got the box and took it inside the house, opened it, and found a bathroom scale. No one has seen Bob since Friday.

Want more fun and laughs? Find out how an old couple survived a marriage of fights and banters, until their very last breath and how the witty wife out-smarted her husband.

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