logo
shutterstock.com
shutterstock.com

Daily Joke: A Salesman Seeks a Divorce from His Wife

Rebelander Basilan
Oct 14, 2019
05:00 A.M.

Here’s a joke about the hilarious way a husband discovered his wife’s infidelity.

Advertisement

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

“Please describe the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s infidelity,” said his attorney.

Man sitting on a bench. | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on a bench. | Photo: Pexels

Advertisement

“Well, I’m pretty much on the road all week,” testified the man, who started becoming emotional. “So naturally when I am home, I’m attentive to the wife.”

He continued, “One Sunday morning, we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, ‘Can’t you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'”

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Advertisement

If you roared in laughter, here’s another joke about marriage that will keep you laughing all day.

A

young couple

, very much in love, has a fatal car accident on their way to a court to exchange marriage vows.

Outside heaven’s gate, they wait, holding hands, for St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

Advertisement

When St. Peter finally shows up, they anxiously ask him if they can get married in heaven. They can wait to seal their love even in the afterlife.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out.”

The couple waited for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven.

Couple looking at each other's face and smiling. | Photo: Freepik

Couple looking at each other's face and smiling. | Photo: Freepik

Advertisement

"What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?"

After another month, St. Peter finally shows up. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

Angry, St. Peter slams his clipboard onto the ground.

Stairway to heaven. | Photo: Freepik

Stairway to heaven. | Photo: Freepik

Advertisement

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

"Geez!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

If this joke cracked you up, don’t forget to share it with your family and friends!

Source: Starts at 60

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

After Husband's Death, Widow Learns They Were Never Married and Cannot Claim Inheritance — Story of the Day

February 03, 2022

Girl Finds Shelter in a Tree Cave When a Voice From Behind Says, ‘This Is My Cave’ – Story of the Day

February 24, 2022

9-Year-Old Girl Keeps Disappearing after School, Dad Follows Her Trail into the Forest — Story of the Day

April 11, 2022

Millionaire's Son Kicks Wife and Baby Out into the Cold, Loses His Inheritance the Next Day – Story of the Day

February 09, 2022

Dad Follows His 12-Year-Old Daughter and Learns She Visits Old Abandoned House Every Day – Story of the Day

February 10, 2022

Husband Mocks Old Sofa His Wife Bought at Flea Market, Notices Its Zipper Minutes Later — Story of the Day

April 03, 2022

On Mother’s Day, Poor Woman Struggling to Feed Her Kids Receives $200K from Unknown Jake Reid — Story of the Day

May 10, 2022

Lonely Old Lady Finds Cellar Door Unlocked, Only Her Late Husband Had the Key – Story of the Day

March 16, 2022

Notary Learns Homeless Man's Name and Says He's Been Looking for Him for 10 Years – Story of the Day

February 08, 2022

Poor Mom of Triplets Never Allows Anyone into Her House, Plumber Arrives There on Emergency Call — Story of the Day

February 05, 2022

Mom Who Left Her Child on Stranger's Doorstep Finds a Baby on Her Own Doorstep 20 Years Later — Story of the Day

February 13, 2022

Twins Send Dad to Nursing Home, Learn He Left Inheritance to Janitor Who Is Their Carbon Copy – Story of the Day

February 13, 2022

20 Years after Newborn Daughter’s Death, Man Hears, ‘Dad, I Finally Found You’ – Story of the Day

March 05, 2022

Beggar Sees Fairly New Wheelchair near Dumpster, Hears a Man’s Voice from inside the Bin — Story of the Day

May 05, 2022