Daily Joke: A Salesman Seeks a Divorce from His Wife

Here’s a joke about the hilarious way a husband discovered his wife’s infidelity.

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

“Please describe the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s infidelity,” said his attorney.

Man sitting on a bench. | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on a bench. | Photo: Pexels

“Well, I’m pretty much on the road all week,” testified the man, who started becoming emotional. “So naturally when I am home, I’m attentive to the wife.”

He continued, “One Sunday morning, we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, ‘Can’t you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'”

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

If you roared in laughter, here’s another joke about marriage that will keep you laughing all day.

A young couple, very much in love, has a fatal car accident on their way to a court to exchange marriage vows.

Outside heaven’s gate, they wait, holding hands, for St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

When St. Peter finally shows up, they anxiously ask him if they can get married in heaven. They can wait to seal their love even in the afterlife.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out.”

The couple waited for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven.

Couple looking at each other's face and smiling. | Photo: Freepik

Couple looking at each other's face and smiling. | Photo: Freepik

"What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?"

After another month, St. Peter finally shows up. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

Angry, St. Peter slams his clipboard onto the ground.

Stairway to heaven. | Photo: Freepik

Stairway to heaven. | Photo: Freepik

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

"Geez!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

If this joke cracked you up, don’t forget to share it with your family and friends!

Source: Starts at 60

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