Daily Joke: A Wife Accuses Her Husband of Cheating

Men should know by now that a woman will always find out the truth, one way or another, just like in today’s #jokefortheday!

A man spent the morning in silence as he read the daily paper in his home. Slowly, his wife went behind him and whacked him from behind his head.

The shocked husband then looked at the wife and asked: “What was that for?” The wife replied that she saw a piece of paper in the man’s pocket with the name Mary written on it. The man said:

“Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on.”

The wife, looking satisfied, apologized for her misunderstanding, kissed him on the forehead, and walked away.

Three days later, the man had his morning coffee while reading the daily paper once again. The wife came up to him and this time, slapped him across the face. 

As the man held his cheek, he asked: “What was that for this time?” The wife answered:

“Your horse phoned.”

Another couple finally decided to get a divorce after the man accused the wife of cheating. The salesman husband testified in court against his wife. His lawyer said:

“Please describe the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s infidelity.”

The husband replied:

“Well, I’m pretty much on the road all week. So naturally, when I am home, I’m attentive to the wife. One Sunday morning, we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, ‘Can’t you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?’”

In another setting, an 80-year-old man just found love after meeting a 20-year-old girl. Despite the age difference, the couple decided to get married, each being their first time.

They decided to go to the beach for their honeymoon, and when they got back, the old man’s friend asked him how it went. He replied:

“Oh, it was beautiful. The sun, the sand, we made love almost every night.”

His friend was shocked and said asked how his age didn’t hinder him from doing such activity every night. The man replied:

“Oh, well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday…”

Did you enjoy today’s #jokeoftheday? For more laughter, find out what happened to an elderly couple who fought every day of their married life.

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