logo
unsplash.com/Francisco Venâncio
unsplash.com/Francisco Venâncio

Daily Joke: A Woman Takes Her Elderly Husband to See a Doctor and Gets Bad News

Joe Akins
Oct 16, 2019
02:30 P.M.
Share this pen
FacebookFacebookTwitterTwitterLinkedInLinkedInEmailEmail

An elderly couple makes a routine visit to the doctor, and there, they learn that the man may die very soon.

Advertisement

Mr and Mrs Smith were due for their monthly visit to the doctors, but nothing prepared them for the shocking news.

An old couple smiling.| Photo: Getty Images.

An old couple smiling.| Photo: Getty Images.

Advertisement

Mr Smith had left his wife in the waiting room for a while when the doctor comes and says:

"Mrs Smith, I'm sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die."

Emotionally, the elderly woman looks up and responds,

"Dr., is there anything I can do?"

"Well there are a couple of things you could do: First you could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second, you could give him a nice back rub every night. Third, you could make love to him like you never have before every night."

A medical doctor writing.| Photo: Getty Images.

A medical doctor writing.| Photo: Getty Images.

Advertisement

Mrs Smith gently nods. A little while later, Mr Smith comes out and makes inquiries about the doctor's diagnosis.

Calmly, Mrs Smith says,

"I'm sorry, honey, but you are going to die."

AN ELDERLY MAN LEAVES THE DOCTOR STUMPED AS HE RELATES HIS "UNUSUAL" PROBLEM

The man and his wife were at the hospital on the husband's demands to get a doctor to look into his problem.

A doctor talking to an old couple.| Photo: Getty Images.

A doctor talking to an old couple.| Photo: Getty Images.

Advertisement

The doctor keenly examined the man and said:

"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man.

"After I make love to the wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I make love to her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

The doctor was left confused and could not find any explanation for this.

An old couple smiling.| Photo: Getty Images.

An old couple smiling.| Photo: Getty Images.

Advertisement

After examining the man's elderly wife, the doctor asked if she also had any questions for him, and when she said she had none, he promptly asked:

"Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after making love to you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'

"Oh, that silly bugger," she replied.

"That's because the first time is usually in December, and the second time is in June."

LOL! For more hilarious jokes, click here!

Sources: Superjokes.net, Jokes Of The Day.

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

Every Day Woman Sees Old Man with Boy on the Shore, Once They Don’t Show Up and She Gets Worried — Story of the Day

April 25, 2022

Twins Send Dad to Nursing Home, Learn He Left Inheritance to Janitor Who Is Their Carbon Copy – Story of the Day

February 13, 2022

Little Girl Grabs Dirty Homeless Man’s Hand and Takes Him to Her House — Story of the Day

March 29, 2022

Every Day Old Lady Sees Lonely Barefoot Triplets Fishing in a Pond and Follows Them — Story of the Day

April 08, 2022

Rich Man’s Young Widow Learns He Left $4.7M Inheritance to Unknown 81-Year-Old Named Anna — Story of the Day

May 04, 2022

Woman Notices 89-Year-Old Man Buys Red Roses in Her Shop Every Day and Decides to Follow Him — Story of the Day

February 28, 2022

Widow’s Son Spends All Her Savings Thoughtlessly, Later Learns She Needs Expensive Operation – Story of the Day

April 27, 2022

Parents Notice Daughter Becoming Reclusive and Finds Out She Had Lost Her Memory – Story of the Day

January 27, 2022

Man Is Told He Was in a Coma for 12 Years, Later Finds Out It Was a Ruse His Wife Planned — Story of the Day

February 01, 2022

Man Follows Wife Who Sneaks Out Every Night and Catches Her Visiting a Huge Mansion — Story of the Day

March 05, 2022

Poor Lady Mourns Daughter at Place She Last Saw Her, One Day Girl’s Carbon Copy Shows up There — Story of the Day

May 13, 2022

Poor Mom Lives in Old Trailer with Son and Never Lets Anyone in until She Gets Hospitalized — Story of the Day

February 09, 2022

Woman Accidentally Sees Old Lady’s Plea for Help, Arrives at Her Home and Finds Her on the Floor — Story of the Day

April 15, 2022

Millionaire's Son Kicks Wife and Baby Out into the Cold, Loses His Inheritance the Next Day – Story of the Day

February 09, 2022