Daily Joke: Man Enters a Country Store and Sees a Sign Saying: 'Danger! Beware of Dog!'
A man who entered a country store to buy something found a sign by the door warning him to be careful of a dog. After a few minutes of talking to the store owner, the man was left confused.
The sign by the glass door read "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" Upon entering the store, the man noticed a harmless old hound dog sleeping peacefully on the floor by the cash register.
Baffled by this, this stranger asked the store manager,
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
The manager replied with,
"Yep, that's him."
Feeling a little bit amused that he should be careful of a dog that seemed harmless, the stranger retorted,
"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The store manager replied, "Because the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kepttripping over him."
If you enjoyed that joke, here is another to make you laugh.
A dog lost his way and found itself straying into the jungle. A lion, on the other hand, saw the dog and thought to itself,
"This guy looks edible, i've never seen his kind before."
The lion then proceeded to chase the dog. The dog seeing the lion began to panic but abruptly stopped after seeing some bones next to him. He turned and said to the lion,
"Mmm…that was some good lion meat!"
Hearing this, the lion thought to himself,
"Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can."
Sitting quietly on the tree was a monkey who saw everything that was going on between the lion and the dog. Thinking that it also had something to gain from the scenario, the monkey decided to make a deal with the lion.
The monkey told the lion what just happened and the lion angrily says,
"Get on my back, we'll get him together."
As they got close to the dog, he began to panic again, but being a smart one he shouted,
"Where is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago."