Daily Joke: Man Wakes up after Surgery and Is Asked How He's Going to Pay the Bill
At some point, the man suffered a severe heart attack and was rushed to a Catholic hospital by the concern citizens who saw him.
After the successful bypass surgery, he awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at the hospital.
As he was recuperating, a nun asked him, "How are you going to pay the bill?"
"No health insurance," he answered.
The nun then inquired as to whether he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you?" asked the nun.
"Just a spinster sister, who is a nun," he answered.
Somewhat bothered, the nun said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
To which the man replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!
A woman called Mount Sinai Hospital, saying, "Hi, I need to know whether a patient is showing signs of improvement."
"What is the patient's name and room number?" replied the voice on the other end of the line.
"She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302," she said.
The man on the telephone answered, "Goodness, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in two or three hours, and in the event that she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen will send her home on Tuesday."
"Thank God! That is awesome! Gracious! That's fantastic! That is brilliant news!" said the woman.
"From your enthusiasm, I think you must be a close relative or an exceptionally dear companion!" the man said.
To which she replied, "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a word!"
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.