November 17, 2019
This story about a pastor and a taxi driver going to Heaven will crack you up.
Shortly after their deaths, a pastor and a taxi driver ascended to heaven. As expected, St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
He smiled at the pastor and the taxi driver upon seeing them. Then he told the taxi driver, "Come with me."
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
"Wow, thank you," said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
"Wait, I think you are a little mixed up," said the bewildered pastor. "Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word."
After a moment of silence, St. Peter replied: "Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed."
Did you burst out laughing? Here's an extra joke to make you laugh some more.
, very much in love, has a fatal car accident on their way to a court to exchange marriage vows.
Outside heaven's gate, they wait, holding hands, for St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.
When St. Peter finally shows up, they anxiously ask him if they can get married in heaven. They can wait to seal their love even in the afterlife.
St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out."
The couple waited for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven.
"What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?"
After another month, St. Peter finally shows up. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
Angry, St. Peter slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.
"Geez!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
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Source: Bored Daddy
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