Daily Joke: Guy Doing Door-To-Door Market Research Encounters a Beautiful Housewife

At some point, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is welcomed by a charming youthful housewife.

"Hi," he begins, "I'm doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you at any point used the product?"

"Yes. My husband and I use it during sex," she replies.

The researcher is shocked. "Um, er, I respect you for your trustworthiness," he says. "Would you be able to let me know precisely how you use it?"

"Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the children can't get in."

Did you laugh your heart out? Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more:

An elderly lady went to the doctor with an interesting problem she wanted some help with.

After her regular check-up, in which everything checked out fine, the lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

Smiling, the doctor said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

"Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she answered, frowning.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

Delighted, the old lady left the doctor's office quickly, ready to follow his advice.

Weeks later, she returned with a disappointed face.

The doctor asked her what the matter was. She simply shook her head at him.

"How did it go?" he asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible," she replied.

"Did it not work?" he asked, worried that he had given her the wrong advice.

"Oh yes," the old lady said," It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

Confused, the doctor had to enquire further. "Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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