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Doctor suggests to old lady how to increase husband's sex drive, but she gets unexpected results

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Apr 13, 2018
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When this woman went to the doctor, she had an interesting problem she wanted some help with.

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up, and everything checked out fine. But she wasn't quite done asking for help.

At the end of the appointment, the lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”

The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?”

The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.

”Well,” the doctor continued, ”Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”

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The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor’s office quickly, ready to follow his advice. Weeks later the old lady returned. But when she entered the room she appeared to be frowning.

Concerned, the doctor asked her what the matter was. She simply shook her head at him.

”How did it go?” the doctor asked.

”Terrible, doctor, terrible,” she said mopily.

”Did it not work?” he asked, worried that he had given her the wrong advice.

”Oh yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”

Confused, the doctor had to enquire further. ”Then what is the problem, ma’am?”

”Well,” she said. ”I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again."

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