Daily Joke: Woman Discusses Divorcing Her Husband with a Lawyer

A woman consulted a divorce attorney to discuss her marriage annulment on account of her husband’s irrational attitudes.

After being married to her husband for years, a woman decided to call it quits as she was fed up of enduring his constant sexual demands.

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Man raising right hand. | Photo: Pexels

The woman went to see a lawyer to assist with the procedure, as well as discuss the terms of the divorce. After making her thoughts known to the divorce attorney, he questioned her saying:

“Don’t you love him anymore?”

The wife replied, 

“Oh, I still love him, but all he ever wants is make love, I can’t take it anymore.”

The lawyer thought for a while and suggested to help save his client’s marriage. He said:

“Instead of divorcing him, why don’t you try charging him every time you want to make love?”

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik

The woman thought the suggestion was a good idea and decided to give it a try, hopeful that there was a chance to still live happily with the love of her life.

She left the attorney’s office and headed home hurriedly, but immediately she stepped into her house, her husband made his sexual advancements again. She said, shoving him off in the process, 

“Not so fast! From now on, it’ll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom.”

Without further ado, the anxious husband pulled out a dollar bill and handed it to his wife. He said,

“Well then, here’s $50.”

Man and woman lying on bed | Photo: Pexels

Man and woman lying on bed | Photo: Pexels

The wife received the note and started making her way to the bedroom, but her husband stopped her in earnest, pulling her to him.

“Hold on. That would be five times in the kitchen.”

A FATHER GOES TO A TOY SHOP TO GET HIS DAUGHTER A BARBIE DOLL

In a bid to surprise his little girl, a father walked into a store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter. Upon entering the shop, the sales attendant approached him to take his order, and he questioned her about the toys that were in stock. The man asked, “How much is Barbie?” 

A shopping cart in toys department store. | Photo: Shutterstock

A shopping cart in toys department store. | Photo: Shutterstock

The lady replied, 

“We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.5, Barbie Goes To The Beach for $19.5, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.5, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”

Alarmed by the last price, the man interrupted the assistant.

“Hey! Hang on! Why is divorce Barbie $265.00 when all others are only $19.5?”

A collection of Barbie toys. | Photo: Shutterstock

A collection of Barbie toys. | Photo: Shutterstock

The sales attendant smiled calmly before offering a well-thought-out explanation:

“Yeah, well, it’s like this… Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

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