Daily Joke: Husband Asked His Wife if She Had Ever Been Unfaithful to Him
A loving and happy couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary when the husband decided to ask his wife if she had ever been unfaithful to their marriage.
The couple went that night to a restaurant to enjoy a lovely dinner together, after a few bottles of wine and a delightful chef’s special plate they went back home to continue celebrating.
However, after they remembered their honeymoon and all the things they’ve been fortunate to live as a strong and supportive couple, the husband suddenly turned serious and looked at her in the eyes to ask her a question.
He said: “Honey, after everything we’ve been through all these years I want to know something. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
She looked back into his eyes and decided it was the best time to be sincere and tell him what he wanted to know, so she took a deep breath a said: “Yes, honey. I’ve been unfaithful to you on three occasions. Let me tell you what happened.”
She continued: “You remember the time when you were in the hospital? You needed open heart surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate for free.”
The husband became speechless for a minute and then said: “I can’t believe it. That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?”
Since he didn’t seem to be angry she decided it was safe to continue with her confession. “Do you remember that you wanted the position of the supervisor, and they were going to pass you over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the President and the Vice President and they gave you the job.”
He was even more surprised this time, but he answered calmly: “Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?”
This time she just stared out the window and said: “Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to become President of the Baseball Team, and you were missing 53 votes...?”
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