Hilarious Jokes about the Things Kids Say

Kids are known to say some silly things which are always very funny. Here are some jokes about the silly, but hilarious things said by children.

A man took his 3-year-old daughter to the grocery store. The man only wanted to buy essential things like bread and milk, and thus decided not to get a trolley and move around the store.

A man pictured shopping for onions in a grocery store | Photo: Getty Images

A man pictured shopping for onions in a grocery store | Photo: Getty Images

His daughter noticed this and told him that wasn't the way her mother did it. The man said that he knew, but that daddy's way was okay too. 

They soon left the store, in the rain, and without the trolley. This meant that the man was carrying the bag of groceries, his daughter, and the milk all at once.

Father carries his daughter's Anna and Elsa Frozen backpack | Photo: Getty Images

Father carries his daughter's Anna and Elsa Frozen backpack | Photo: Getty Images

He hurriedly got his daughter, and the groceries into the car, by first putting the milk on top of the car. The man finally went into the car.

Again his daughter told him that wasn't the way her mother did it. And again, the man replied patiently, saying that daddy's way was okay too. 

A father and his daughter stand next to a polling station | Photo: Getty Images

A father and his daughter stand next to a polling station | Photo: Getty Images

As he started the car engine and made for the street, the man heard the scraping sound on the roof of the car and remembered the jug of milk that he placed on top of the car.

Soon enough, the milk jug slid down the length of the rooftop, bounced on the car's trunk, before splattering on the ground, spreading a froth of milk in every direction.

Father and daughter pictured having fun during a sport event | Photo: Getty Images

Father and daughter pictured having fun during a sport event | Photo: Getty Images

As the man thought about his mistake, his daughter looked him in the face, and this time with the most serious expression, said:

"That's NOT the way Mummy does it."

Enjoyed that? Here is another hilarious joke about the silly things kids say:

A grandma had all her four grandkids visiting for Christmas. As they prepared to have dinner, the grandma stood up and gave a lengthy speech of gratitude for her extra-special blessings, which were her four grandchildren. 

Grandma pictured having a good time with her kids | Photo: Getty Images

Grandma pictured having a good time with her kids | Photo: Getty Images

As soon as she finished her speech, commotion followed as her grandkids began yelling and reaching out for the home-made rolls. Their grandma seated on her chair, closed her eyes with a tight squint visible on her face. 

When she was asked what the matter was, the grandma replied and said:

"I'm just praying for a little patience to handle all these blessings."

Grandma pictured having a good time with her kids | Photo: Getty Images

Grandma pictured having a good time with her kids | Photo: Getty Images

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Source: Sartsat60

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