Daily Joke: A Mother Pretends to Eat Her Little Daughter's Fingers

This mom was having fun with her little daughter, joking she's going to eat her fingers. However, she never imagined she would swallow something else along the way. 

It was the vacation period, and a mom with her daughter of 3 years of age was excited about the good times ahead. While she packed, the little girl was playing around on the bed. Then she decided to invite her mom to the fun. 

Mother and her daughter child girl playing and hugging. | Photo: Shutterstock

Mother and her daughter child girl playing and hugging. | Photo: Shutterstock

The little girl shouted, put up two of her fingers, and said:

"Mommy, look at this."

A mother carrying her baby daughter into the sunset. | Photo: Pixabay

A mother carrying her baby daughter into the sunset. | Photo: Pixabay

The mom decided to go along with the fun and placed her daughter's fingers in her mouth. The mom replied innocently:

"Mommy gonna eat your fingers!"

Then she went ahead to act as if she ate the girl's fingers. After the joke was over, the mom rushed out of the room to get some things. However, she never imagined what happened next. 

A mother and daughter bonding while they stand by the river. | Photo: Pixabay

A mother and daughter bonding while they stand by the river. | Photo: Pixabay

As she stepped back in, she noticed her daughter had a weary look on her face. Disturbed, she moved closer to the little girl and asked:

"What's wrong honey?" 

The little girl had her eyes filled with tears and managed to mumble out a reply:

"Mommy, Where's my booger?" 

An unclose photo of a mother holding the hand of her daughter. | Photo: Pixabay

An unclose photo of a mother holding the hand of her daughter. | Photo: Pixabay

Another joke tells the story of a mother and her daughter were having a discussion on the daughter's future with her husband.

They kept going on, and then the daughter asked for a bit of advice on the best way to handle her husband. Something the mother was superbly good at. 

A woman and mother walking on the beach into the sunset. | Photo: Pixabay

A woman and mother walking on the beach into the sunset. | Photo: Pixabay

The mother replied:

"Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him for the whole weekend." 

A mother and daughter discussing against the background of the sun setting. | Photo: Pixabay

A mother and daughter discussing against the background of the sun setting. | Photo: Pixabay

Another woman who was eager about her daughter's boyfriend asked what kind of person her future son-in-law was like. Is he respectable she asked and her daughter responded,

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."

Concerned aged mother and adult daughter sit on couch having serious conversation. | Photo: Shutterstock

Concerned aged mother and adult daughter sit on couch having serious conversation. | Photo: Shutterstock

That was where the discussion ended. 

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