One day, a customer was disturbing the waiter in a restaurant. To begin with, he demanded that the air conditioning be turned up because he was excessively hot.
He then irately asked it be turned down because he was too cold. This continued for about 30 minutes.
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Shockingly, the waiter was tolerant. He walked back and not even once blew up. So, eventually, a second customer asked him for what reason he didn't toss out the pest.
With a grin, the waiter replied, "Oh, I really don't care or mind. We don't even have an air conditioner."
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How hilarious is that! Here's another joke about a man who goes to the bar and orders seven shots of whiskey that he immediately drinks.
One night, the man walks into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender promptly approaches him. "What'll it be, buddy?" he inquires.
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To which the man replies, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone nearly as fast as they were served.
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Watching in dismay, the bartender asks as to why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this quick as well on the off chance that you had what I have," the man answers.
"What do you have, buddy?" the bartender hurriedly inquires. The man rapidly answers, "I have a dollar."
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I can't imagine what the bartender's reaction to the man's response would have been. Anyway, here's a bonus joke that will make your day even better.
The woman and her husband went to a restaurant where the "Senior Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," the woman said, "but I don't want the eggs."
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"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" asked the woman.
"Yes," the waitress replied.
"I'll take the special, then," said the woman.
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"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell."
The woman then took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
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Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.