Daily Joke: Customer Was Being Rude to the Waiter in a Restaurant

One day, a customer was disturbing the waiter in a restaurant. To begin with, he demanded that the air conditioning be turned up because he was excessively hot. 

He then irately asked it be turned down because he was too cold. This continued for about 30 minutes. 

Man in a restaurant. | Photo: Shutterstock

Man in a restaurant. | Photo: Shutterstock

Shockingly, the waiter was tolerant. He walked back and not even once blew up. So, eventually, a second customer asked him for what reason he didn't toss out the pest.

With a grin, the waiter replied, "Oh, I really don't care or mind. We don't even have an air conditioner."

Person holding pastry dishes on white plates. | Photo: Pexels

Person holding pastry dishes on white plates. | Photo: Pexels

How hilarious is that! Here's another joke about a man who goes to the bar and orders seven shots of whiskey that he immediately drinks.

One night, the man walks into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender promptly approaches him. "What'll it be, buddy?" he inquires. 

Group of people gathering inside the bar | Photo: Pexels

Group of people gathering inside the bar | Photo: Pexels

To which the man replies, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone nearly as fast as they were served. 

Man at the bar | Photo: Pexels

Man at the bar | Photo: Pexels

Watching in dismay, the bartender asks as to why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this quick as well on the off chance that you had what I have," the man answers. 

"What do you have, buddy?" the bartender hurriedly inquires. The man rapidly answers, "I have a dollar."

Bartender mixing drinks | Photo: Pexels

Bartender mixing drinks | Photo: Pexels

I can't imagine what the bartender's reaction to the man's response would have been. Anyway, here's a bonus joke that will make your day even better.

The woman and her husband went to a restaurant where the "Senior Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.

"Sounds good," the woman said, "but I don't want the eggs."

Elderly woman wearing hat and sunglasses. | Photo: Pexels

Elderly woman wearing hat and sunglasses. | Photo: Pexels

"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" asked the woman.

"Yes," the waitress replied.

"I'll take the special, then," said the woman.

A restaurant. | Photo: Pexels

A restaurant. | Photo: Pexels

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell."

The woman then took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

A waitress. | Photo: Pexels

A waitress. | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.

Sources: Starts At 60, Reddit, Bored Daddy

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