Daily Joke: Two Guys Argue over How to Pronounce Name of the City That They're In
When traveling from point A to B, people often rely on maps and GPS services. Here's a hilarious joke where a couple of guys are arguing about how to pronounce the name of a place.
Two friends, David and Jack, were off on a road trip across the country. The men were going from city to city, town to town, and bar to bar looking to visit every drinking establishment there.
On the way of their brotherhood adventure, the men make a stop in Louiseville. David looked at the map and said, "We're at Louieville right now. I think we should spend the night here."
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT
Jack looked over at David with amazement and said, "Are you that thick or just playing stupid? It's pronounced Louiseville." David was not happy with Jack's remark and gave a witty comeback. "Mr. knows it all forever, aren't you? How do you know that this place isn't called Louiville locally?"
The men got into an argument over "Louieville" and "Louiseville." After a while, they decided to settle it with the help of a local.
The men drove to a local drive-through and placed their order. Once they were in front of the second window, Jack looked over to the waitress and said, "Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly."
The waitress rolled her eyes because she thought it was a prank at first. However, since the men were serious about it, the waitress caved and said, "Bur-ger-king."
Here's another joke about two inmates talking about their prison sentences. Two new inmates were talking to each other in the yard on their first day of prison.
The first inmate said, "I used to live with my family, but we were financially unstable. That's why I robbed a bank and was sent here for 20 years. I should have worked hard like everybody else."
THE SHORTER SENTENCE
The second inmate looked at him with a grin on his face and said, "I was a well off person, but I got in an argument with one of my contacts and killed him. I'm here for another three days."
The first inmate was shocked to hear about the sentence. "You KILLED a man and have three days? And I robbed a bank and landed here for 20 years?"
The second inmate shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, you stole the money from innocent civilians. I killed a lawyer."
Here's another joke about a father who asked his son if he got a part in the school play.