Daily Joke: Woman Goes to See Her Hairdresser before Her Trip to Rome

Today's #jokeoftheday is about a woman who went to a beautician to get a haircut before taking a trip to Rome.

This woman who was traveling to Rome wanted to look suitable for her trip, so she decided to go to the beautician's shop to get her hair done.

As they were getting the hair done, the hairdresser asked where she was going to, and the woman said Rome.

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser curling her hair. | Photo: Pexels

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser curling her hair. | Photo: Pexels

The hairdresser asked:

"Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

The woman responded, saying she and her husband were taking Delta airline as they got a great rate. Again the beautician belittled the woman as she said:

"Delta? That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late."

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser using a hairdryer on her hair | Photo: Pixabay

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser using a hairdryer on her hair | Photo: Pixabay

The beautician then asked where the woman was going to be staying in Rome, and she answered, saying that they would be at the downtown International Marriott.

As expected, the beautician again lambasted the place calling it the worst hotel in the city. She persisted in questioning the woman and asked what she's going to do in Rome.

A landscape and ariel view of the Vatican City in Rome. | Photo: Pixabay

A landscape and ariel view of the Vatican City in Rome. | Photo: Pixabay

The woman revealed that she and her partner were going to see the Vatican in the hopes of seeing the Pope, to which the hairdresser answered sarcastically,

"That's rich. You and a million other people are trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A picture of the Pope holding a child in the midst of the crowd. | Photo: Pixabay

A picture of the Pope holding a child in the midst of the crowd. | Photo: Pixabay

A month later, the woman returned to the shop for a regular haircut, and the hairdresser asked her how the trip to Rome went. Recounting the vacation, the woman said:

"It was wonderful. Not only were we on time in one of Delta's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel, it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job, and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!" 

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser washing her hair. | Photo: Pexels

A portrait of a woman in the salon with the hairdresser washing her hair. | Photo: Pexels

Disappointed by the success of the woman's trip, the beautician muttered, "Well, I know you didn't get to see the pope."

Fortunately, the woman answered her saying,

"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt as he spoke a few words to me."

Pope Francis I greets gathered prayers in Rome, Italy, on April 04, 2013. | Photo: Shutterstock

Pope Francis I greets gathered prayers in Rome, Italy, on April 04, 2013. | Photo: Shutterstock

The hairdresser was curious about what the Pope had said to the woman and asked to tell her. To her surprise, what the Pope said to the woman,

"Where'd you get the terrible haircut?"

What an answer!

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