Daily Joke: Man Visits His Heavily Bandaged Friend at the Hospital

Amusement parks are a great place to have fun and make lots of memories. Sometimes, those memories can be painful too. Here's a hilarious joke about a man who went to visit his friend at the hospital.

A man named David went to visit his friend, Paul, in the hospital after he heard that Paul had an accident. David heard about it from a mutual friend and learned that Paul was pretty banged up. 

David went to the hospital with some flowers and comics. He asked for Paul's room number and made his way there. Upon entering the room, David was shocked to see Paul's condition. 


Paul was lying on the bed with bandages all over his body and a couple of broken bones. "My goodness! What happened to you, mate?" asked David. 

Paul let out a chuckle and said, "I went to the amusement park." David was dumfounded at his response and said, "Many people go to the amusement park. They don't end up in the hospital."

A rollercoaster at an amusement park. | Source: Unsplash

A rollercoaster at an amusement park. | Source: Unsplash

Paul tried to shrug his shoulders but was petrified by the excruciating pain. "Take a seat. I'll explain exactly what happened," he said. "I was riding the rollercoaster, and I noticed a sign by the side of the tracks at the highest loop."


"We were going fast, and I couldn't make out what the sign," he said. David asked Paul if he asked the park staff about the sign. "Of course not, I went on the ride again," Paul replied. 

"This time, I tried to squint my eyes and focus on the sign alone, but it went by in a second, and I couldn't read it," Paul explained with passion. David was already getting annoyed by Paul's childish obsession with the sign. 

Paul resumed his explanation and said, "The third time, I got ready, and I stood up to read the sign. The next thing I know, I woke up in here with aches all over my body."


David facepalmed himself and shook his head in disapproval. However, he felt like he had to ask Paul about the sign. "What did the sign say anyway?" He asked. 

Paul seemed embarrassed to say it at first. He said, "Please remain seated at all times."

Source: Jokesofthefday

A yellow danger sign. | Source: Unsplash

A yellow danger sign. | Source: Unsplash

Here's another joke about a man who came back from work to find his house in shambles. 

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