Daily Joke: Man Comes Home from Work and Finds Utter Chaos

Have you ever wondered what your partner does all day when you're away? So did this husband, and he was shocked when he found out. Here's a hilarious joke about a woman who decided to tell her husband what she did all day.

A husband came home after a hectic day and work. When he pulled into the driveway, he heard a squeak. It was a children's toy. He looked around and noticed his three children out in the lawn playing with mud. 

The door to his wife's car was open as well as the front door. He stumbled on more toys as he entered the house. 


When he walked in, he noticed a bigger mess. The kitchen was also a mess. The dishes were piled up in the sink. In the living room, the lamp had been knocked down, and the furniture was askew. 

He noticed the throw rug wadded against the wall. The floor was covered with clothes. The TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel. He followed the chaotic trail to the bathroom. 


On his way, he stepped on a wet spot. Water was flowing out from the bathroom. He walked in and noticed the clogged basin and the damp floor. A heap of sogged toilet paper was in the corner. 

When he walked in, he noticed the mirror, smeared with toothpaste. He looked out the window to see a broken door window and a heap of sand on the back door. 


The man was worried that his wife fell sick. He searched the house frantically and entered the bedroom. There, he saw his wife curled up in bed. She was still in her pajamas and was reading a novel. 

She looked at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. The man was taken aback by the nonchalant question and said, "Never mind my day. What happened here? It looks like a tornado hit our house."


The woman put a bookmark in the pages and closed the book. She came close to him and said in a playful voice, "You know every day when you come home from work, and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," he said incredulously. The wife smiled ear to ear and said, "Well, today, I didn't do any of that." 

Source: boreddaddy

A woman reading a book in bed | Source: Unsplash.com

A woman reading a book in bed | Source: Unsplash.com

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