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Daily Joke: Man Who Winks Uncontrollably Applies for the Position of TV News Anchor

Rebelander Basilan
By Rebelander Basilan
Dec 19, 2019
09:00 P.M.

This hilarious joke about a man who winks uncontrollably will keep you laughing all day.

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This man applies for the position of a TV News anchor. He did well at the job interview. The recruiter thought he was very qualified and well suited for the job.

But the recruiters notice an uncontrolled wink in the man's right eye. They tell him that he'd be great for the job if it wasn't for the frequent winking, which probably won't go down well with the audience.

Man holding his suit jacket. | Photo: Pexels

Man holding his suit jacket. | Photo: Pexels

The man replies: "Don't worry about that! I'll just take an Aspirin before the broadcast and it won't be an issue!"

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The recruiters agree to a test reading that same night. Later, the man sits behind his news desk when the announcement saying "Going live in 15 minutes" is heard.

He takes his backpack and starts looking for an Aspirin, but first removes huge amounts of condoms from his pack until he finds it.

Man wearing suit jacket in his office. | Photo: Pexels

Man wearing suit jacket in his office. | Photo: Pexels

Apart from that, all goes well and he has to go back to the recruiters afterward, who are very satisfied with his job.

They agree to hire him, but can't resist the urge to ask, why he brought so many condoms in his backpack.

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He replies that he should try buying some aspirin at the pharmacy with that winking eye.

Man raising his right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Man raising his right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Laughed out loud? Here’s a related joke about an 85-year-old grandpa says he is given Viagra pill each night in the hospital.

One day, his grandson goes to visit him in hospital. He greets his grandfather immediately.

The old man replies that he's okay. He asks his grandfather if the food at the hospital is good.

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Old man reading newspaper | Photo: Pexels

Old man reading newspaper | Photo: Pexels

His grandfather replies that the food there is delicious. He then asks about nursing.

The old man replies that the young nurses really take care of him. The young man asks his grandfather if he can sleep well there.

Sick old man holding his back. | Photo: Pexels

Sick old man holding his back. | Photo: Pexels

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His grandfather replies that he has no problem at all, in fact he sleeps for nine hours every night. He further says that every 10 o'clock they bring him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.

Puzzled and alarmed over his grandpa’s revelation, the grandson rushes off to question the nurse in charge.

He immediately asks her why they are giving his grandfather Viagra on a daily basis.

Elderly man in the hospital | Photo: Pexels

Elderly man in the hospital | Photo: Pexels

The nurse confirms that what his grandfather said is true.

"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

Source: Up Joke

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