December 29, 2019
If your day hasn’t been going well, here’s a hilarious joke that will sure to crack you up.
One morning, an elderly lady got on a bus that happened to be very crowded. She could not find a vacant seat, so she stood in the middle.
A young man got up and smiled at her. But she shook her head and told him to sit back down. She thanked him and told him that she was okay standing up.
Woman wearing red hat and sunglasses. | Photo: Pexels
With a puzzled look on his face, the young man sat back down. He then tried to stand up again a few moments later.
The elderly lady said pushing him back again. This time, the man could not hide his annoyance. He said: “Please let me get up, lady. I’m already two blocks past my stop now!” So much for chivalry.
Red and white bus on the road. | Photo: Pexels
If you roared in laughter, here’s another side-splitting fictional story. A woman awaited Saint Peter at the gates of heaven shortly after her death.
When Saint Peter showed up, the woman asked him how to get in. Saint Peter said she only needed to spell “love.” After correctly spelling the word, he let her in. Months later, Saint Peter asked the woman to watch over the gates of heaven for him that day.
Back view of a woman holding her denim jacket. | Photo: Pexels
That’s when she saw her husband arrive. The husband told her he was doing well since she died, and that he married the beautiful young nurse who took care of her when she was ill.
He told her that he won the lottery and that he and his new wife were on a holiday when he died because of a ski accident. He then asked her how to get into heaven. She told him to spell a word. He asked what the word was. She told him to spell Czechoslovakia.
Here’s a bonus joke! A young couple has a fatal car accident on their way to a court to get married. At heaven’s gate, they asked Saint Peter if they can get married in heaven.
St. Peter says he doesn’t know as it was the first time such a request was made in heaven. He said he will find out. After another month, St. Peter finally shows up and told them they can get married in heaven.
Happy young couple at outdoors. | Photo: Freepik
The couple then asked if they can also get a divorce in heaven. St. Peter angrily exclaims: "Geez! It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
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