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Daily Joke: Woman Waits for Her Husband During His Annual Physical Examination

Bettina Dizon
Jan 02, 2020
07:30 A.M.

An elderly woman sat quietly while waiting for her husband inside the examination room for his annual physical exam.

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After waiting for her husband to undergo the annual physical exam, Mrs. Garcia greeted the doctor who processed the tests.

The doctor informed her that the nurse was helping her octogenarian husband get dressed and will be out and ready to go shortly.

He then gave an update of the exam, stating that her husband is in good health, especially for a man his age.

However, the doctor remained curious about one thing, to which the woman asked: “What is it?” The doctor responded:

“During the examination, Mr. Garcia said he was pleased that the bathroom lights came on automatically when he went to urinate in the middle of the night. Can you tell me what that’s all about?”

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Mrs. Garcia took a deep breath before responding: “Oh no! He’s been peeing in the fridge again!” Similarly, an 80-year-old man had his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was doing.

The man replied that he was at his best, adding that he’s about to wed an 18-year-old who is carrying his child. The doctor paused before responding:

“Let me tell you a story, I knew a guy who was an avid hunter, He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”

The doctor continued the story about the hunter who went out and had a grizzly bear appear before him. Immediately, he raised his umbrella at the bear and squeezed the handle.

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He continued: “The bear dropped dead in front of him!” The old man could not believe and said: “Someone else must have shot the bear.” The doctor replied:

“That’s kind of what I’m getting at…”

Want more laughter? Find out how the wife of an old man on his deathbed ruined his last wish to smell his favorite cookies.

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