3 Hilarious Jokes about Wedding Anniversaries

Bettina Dizon
Jan 04, 2020
01:10 P.M.

Three different couples celebrated their anniversaries and had memorable encounters; one with a fairy, another with a flashback, and the last with a gift.


Celebrating over 25 years of marriage will always be something magical and beautiful as it is a milestone in every relationship.



celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary when they were both 65-years-old. After their family and friends left their house to celebrate, a fairy appeared before them and


“Congratulations, you two on your long and prosperous marriage. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”

The wife excitedly asked to travel around the world, and with just one wave of the wand, the wife suddenly had cruise tickets for exploring the world.


When the fairy turned to the husband and asked what he wanted, he immediately said: “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.” So the fairy waved her magic wand, and with a bang, Benny was 95-years-old.


Another couple celebrated their golden anniversary with their closest friends and family. Before going to sleep, they lay in bed in a romantic mood.

The wife looked at her husband and said: “I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had.” The husband, feeling a bit obliged, leaned over to kiss his wife on the cheek.


The wife then said she remembered when he would hold her hand all the time. The husband again felt obliged and gently took her hand and held it with his. Then the wife said:

“I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely.”

After staring blankly at his wife, the husband stood up and headed for the bathroom. The wife, bewildered, then asked where he was going and if she had said something. Her husband replied:

“I’m going to the bathroom to get my teeth!”



After waking up on the day of their anniversary, the wife told her spouse that she had a dream of being gifted a pearl necklace by him and asked what it meant.

The husband simply replied, “You’ll know tonight.” That evening, the man came home with a package for his wife, who excitedly opened it. As she tore through the wrapper, she found a book entitled: “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Need more fun and laughter? Find out what a married couple discussed on their drive home after attending a party.

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