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Daily Joke: A Woman and Her Husband Return Home after the Party

Comfort Omovre
Dec 28, 2019
01:00 P.M.

A man and his wife were driving home after they both attended a party, as they headed back, the pair held a dialogue where the woman told her husband an observation.

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The wife started by posing a question that seemed like a compliment. She asked her husband:

"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

An ederly man dancing with a lady | Photo: Getty Images

An ederly man dancing with a lady | Photo: Getty Images

The man answered his wife by telling her that he hasn't heard such compliments from anyone. Then she screams,

"What the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight."

While some wives may focus on telling the truth instead of giving compliments, some wives are the object of sweet and heartwarming gestures from their husbands.

A man wearing a suit and a pair of glasses. | Source: Pexels

A man wearing a suit and a pair of glasses. | Source: Pexels

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Bill and Suzy were set to celebrate their two years of union, and Bill knew his wife loved nothing more than an affectionate gift.

The husband tirelessly sought the advice of everyone around him, from his colleagues to his clients, not forgetting his buddies. Bill ensured he asked every person he came in contact with.

A man and his wife checking out a mail | Photo: Getty Images

A man and his wife checking out a mail | Photo: Getty Images

In the end, he resorted to buying flowers as gifts to his wife on a special occasion. Still not sure what kind of flowers would be best, he phoned a flower store to place an order for the most magnificent and adorable bouquet.

Bill asked that the flowers be delivered early in the morning to his house, and he instructed the flower shop to tag along a note that says "Happy Anniversary Year Number Two" with the present.

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A picture of a man standing by a flower shop in Yerevan, Armenia | Photo: Getty Images

A picture of a man standing by a flower shop in Yerevan, Armenia | Photo: Getty Images

On their anniversary morning, Suzy's husband ensured that his wife got the door after a ring was heard. As Suzy motioned for the door, Bill waited in the room.

On getting the door, his wife, unamused, held up the accompanying note as she asked:

"What the hell is this all about?"

The note read: "Happy Anniversary, You're Number Two!"

Read another interesting joke about couples here.

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