Daily Joke: A Man with Severe Headaches Went to the Doctor

A man who consistently had severe headaches decided to go to the doctor and had an operation only to find out something that would change his life.

A man with severe headaches went to the hospital to have himself checked. After being examined, the doctor said:

"You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only solution is to remove the testicles."

The man was saddened at the findings and thought if he had anything to live for before realizing he had no choice but to go on with the procedure.

After the operation, the man had no headache for the first time in more than 20 years. He felt relieved yet depressed that a part of him was missing.

As he walked down the street, he thought he could cheer himself up by buying a new suit. An elderly salesman approached him quickly and said he was a size 44 long. 

The man replied: "That's right, how did you know?" The salesman said: "Been in the business 60 years!"

The man quickly tried the suit, which had a perfect fit. The tailor then offered him a new shirt to go with his suit, and so the man nodded.

The tailor said: "Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeves." The man was again surprised that the shirt was a perfect fit. 

The salesman then asked: "How about underwear?" To which the man said yes. The salesman then stepped back and looked at the man's waist and said, "Size 36."

The man laughed and said: "Finally, I've got you! I've worn a size 32 since I was 18!" The salesman then shook his head in disagreement and said:

"You can't wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

Need more fun and laughter? Find out what went down in the conversation between Mrs. Garcia and the doctor about her octogenarian husband's physical exam results. 

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