Daily Joke: Traffic Court Judge Finds out the Guilty Woman in Front of Him Is a School Teacher

Tichafa Chidzonga
Jan 18, 2020
05:00 P.M.

Learning is always a process of getting things right and getting some things wrong, read a few hilarious encounters about the lesson's a teacher, and some young students learn along the way.


A teacher's punishment

A woman appeared before a judge after being found guilty for a traffic offense. When the judge asked her about her occupation, she revealed that she was a school teacher. Excitedly the judge said:

"Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."


Maths is a dangerous subject

A mom and dad worried over their son's failing grades in math and decided to change their son's school, and put him in a Catholic school.

After his first day of school, they noticed their son would always come home and rush up the stairs into his bedroom and shut the door. The parents were worried at first and eventually went to check on him and found that he was simply sitting on his desk doing his homework.


After months of the same pattern, he brought home his report card at the end of the year. To his parent's surprise the boy had an +A for math. When the parents questioned why he had done so well, the boy said:

"Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."


Read The Signs

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

School ahead sign positioned in front of a telephone box, Kent, England | Source: Getty Images

School ahead sign positioned in front of a telephone box, Kent, England | Source: Getty Images


How to wake a sleeping student

After a long day in class, a teacher was chatting away, going about her lesson when he noticed that one of his student’s in the back row had fallen asleep.

The teacher shouted to the student sitting next to him, to wake him. Angry at his teacher's request he yelled back:

"You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"


Seeing in the dark

A child approached his dad with a special request, and asked him if he could write in the dark. Baffled by his son's question in enquired why it has to be in the dark.

With confidence, the boy responded to his father saying that he wanted to know if he'd be able to sign his report card in the dark.

Source: Jokes of the Day, Work Joke

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