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3 Hilarious Jokes about Dogs

Gracious Egedegbe
Jan 17, 2020
08:30 P.M.

Here are three hilarious jokes about dog that will make you laugh. One man had a hilarious reaction to the vet putting his dog down while another woman’s husband thinks he is a dog.

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Dogs are man’s best friend, and owners can get defensive over them. Owning a dog is all fun and games until you have to put it down.

A man goes to the animal hospital to find out how he could resolve the cross-eye issue of his Bulldog. The vet decides to look at what is wrong and picks up the dog to examine the eyes.

Dog sitting on the floor. | Photo: Pexels

Dog sitting on the floor. | Photo: Pexels

After doing a thorough investigation, he turned to the owner and said he was going to have to put down the dog.In shock and disbelief, the owner of the dog became furious and asked:

“What?! You’re going to put him down because he’s cross-eyed?”

The vet on getting that the owner did not understand him replied: “No, it is because he is really heavy.”

Man walking with his dog | Photo: Pexels

Man walking with his dog | Photo: Pexels

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Do you want to know why dogs are the most preferred pets?

It is quite understandable why people love their dogs over other pets; it is because dogs think differently than other pets.

A woman who had two pets, a dog and a cat, fed and cleaned up after them every day. She showered them with plenty of love, care, and affection.

Woman at a park | Photo: Pexels

Woman at a park | Photo: Pexels

However, the two pets showed their appreciation differently. The cat was unappreciative and thought to itself,

“Wow, you do all this for me, every day. I must be a god.”

The dog, on the other hand, was very grateful for all his owner did and thought to itself,

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“Wow, you do all this for me, every day. You must be a god.”

A man interacting with the store manager | Photo: Getty Images

A man interacting with the store manager | Photo: Getty Images

In the spirit of dog jokes, here is one of a woman whose husband thinks he is a dog.

A woman went to visit the psychologist complaining and seeking help about her husband, who thought he was a dog; she says:

“Doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog! I don’t know what to do! Please help.”

A dog laying in a basket at a store | Photo: Getty Images

A dog laying in a basket at a store | Photo: Getty Images

The surprised doctor asked that she gets her husband on the couch to which the woman snapped, saying:

“Wait, no, he’s not allowed on the couch!”

Want to laugh some more? Check out this joke!

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