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Daily Joke: A Sad Man Orders Multiple Drinks at a Bar

Gracious Egedegbe
Jan 21, 2020
05:00 A.M.

A man walked into a bar looking sad and downcast. Upon entering the bar, he approached the bartender and asked for a drink — vodka and coke. The bartender served him and watching him drink the liquor very fast.

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The man requested for another glass and finished it fast again. Surprised, the bartender decided to keep an eye on the man wondering why he was drinking so much.

Sad man pictured looking at beer glass while sitting in beer bar | Photo: Getty Images

Sad man pictured looking at beer glass while sitting in beer bar | Photo: Getty Images

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When the bartender realized that the man had no intention of slowing down, he approached him and asked:

“Is there anything the matter, sir?”

Sighing, the man answered that he had an enormous argument with his wife, which caused her not to speak to him for a month, and she also put him out of bed and on the sofa.

Photo of a mature man sitting in a dark bar and holding a whiskey glass | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a mature man sitting in a dark bar and holding a whiskey glass | Photo: Getty Images

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Feeling sad for the man, the bartender decided to offer some advice to him; he told the man to return home and sort out the issue as soon as he could. The bartender said:

“Best bet is to stop drinking, go home, and don’t let this argument carry on passed the first night.”

Still looking depressed and with a tear in his eye, the man replied,

“You don’t understand. This is the last night.”

Sad man pictured looking at beer glass while sitting in beer bar | Photo: Getty Images

Sad man pictured looking at beer glass while sitting in beer bar | Photo: Getty Images

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Have you ever wondered what advice older people have to give on consuming alcohol? An older woman was celebrating her 80th birthday and decided to go on a cruise ship to enjoy her day.

While on the ship, she told the barman it was her birthday, and she wanted a drink to celebrate it. The barman asked what drink she wanted, and she made a weird request. The 80-year-old woman requested a Scotch with two drops of water.

Photo of an old woman enjoying glass of cold beer in restaurant. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of an old woman enjoying glass of cold beer in restaurant. | Photo: Getty Images

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Finding the request odd, the bartender decided the drink was on him since it was her birthday. A lady sitting to the right on hearing their discussion chose to get the woman another drink.

The woman told the barman to get her another Scotch with two drops of water again. After she finished her second glass of drink, another person offered to get her a drink, and she made the same odd request.

Photo of a smiling old woman having glass of wine at counter in bar | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a smiling old woman having glass of wine at counter in bar | Photo: Getty Images

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Bemused, the bartender decided to ask the woman why she kept making such an odd request. He said:

“Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

Giggling, the old woman replied:

“Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.”

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Sources:Startsat60, Startsat60

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