Daily Joke: Three Men Involved in Fatal Car Accident Meet St Peter at the Gates of Heaven

Olawale Ogunjimi
Jan 27, 2020
04:30 P.M.
Share this pen

Here's a laughable read about how three men who lost their lives in an accident got their due rewards in heaven.


St Peter was the first to approach the men at heaven's gate. The Saint then briefed them on how they would love their lives henceforth. He said:

"You be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You'll be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

Image of a blue sky | Photo: Getty Images

Image of a blue sky | Photo: Getty Images


To the first man named Dave, the Saint presented a deadbeat dodge automobile and mentioned that his several acts of infidelity to his wife earned him the poorly conditioned machine.

John was the second recipient. He cheated on his wife only twice and was termed as a "not so evil" man. For his actions, John got a Toyota Station Wagon.

A moving car | Getty Images

A moving car | Getty Images


The first man Sam got praised for his faithfulness throughout his marriage and his act of celibacy before marriage. This causes the Saint to present him with the finest luxury car, a Ferrari.

Moments later, after all the men had tested their cars, they pulled over only to notice Sam in a distasteful mood.

A car as it drives on the highway. | Photo: Getty Images

A car as it drives on the highway. | Photo: Getty Images


Feeling slightly puzzled, John and Dave asked why he wore a long face having earned the best ride. Sam's responded in tears that he saw his wife riding on a skateboard.

Haven't had quite the laugh yet? Well, here's a second joke about a woman seeking to kill her unfaithful husband. A wife went to a drug store to purchase cyanide, so she asked the pharmacist for the strong portion that would help her eliminate her husband.

Image of a blue drug | Source: Pixabay

Image of a blue drug | Source: Pixabay


The pharmacist was somewhat shocked, and in an attempt to protect himself from a jail term, and not to get his license revoked, refused her request.

The woman hell-bent on accomplishing her mission puts her hand in her bag and submitted a hardcopy image of her husband and the pharmacist's wife in bed.

Doctor taking notes. | Source: Pixabay

Doctor taking notes. | Source: Pixabay

After a glance at the picture, the pharmacist said:

"Well now, that's different, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Want to laugh some more? Check out this joke.

Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Related posts

Woman Takes Bullet for Stranger’s Son, His Dad Attends Funeral and Meets 9 Crying Kids There — Story of the Day

March 23, 2022

Every Day Old Lady Sees Lonely Barefoot Triplets Fishing in a Pond and Follows Them — Story of the Day

April 08, 2022

Woman Leaves Empty Seat for Late Son at Her Wedding, Sees Unfamiliar Man Occupy It – Story of the Day

March 26, 2022

14-Year-Old Boy Approaches His Poor Single Father and Says, 'Dad, I Found Mom' – Story of the Day

February 07, 2022

Millionaire Sees Homeless Woman Begging outside His Store, Kicks Her Out until He Sees Her Face — Story of the Day

February 28, 2022

Man Performs CPR to Homeless Woman, Days Later He Wakes Up a Millionaire — Story of the Day

March 13, 2022

Widowed Mom Learns Her Son Escapes Home Every Night, He Returns One Day with Bag Full of Cash – Story of the Day

April 11, 2022

Drunk Guy Mocks Old Lady on the Bus and Grabs Her Purse, Teen Boy Decides to Interfere — Story of the Day

March 23, 2022

Girl Grabs Dirty Man’s Hand to Help Him Climb Stairs, Her Sick Mom Gets $530K for Surgery as Reward — Story of the Day

May 10, 2022

Woman Appears at Her Own Funeral and Terrifies Everyone — Story of the Day

September 26, 2022

Husband Mocks Wife as She Keeps Giving Money to Her Poor Mom until She Hits Him Back — Story of the Day

March 08, 2022

On Valentine’s Day, Old Lady Who Barely Recognizes Her Kids Meets Man She Lost 56 Years Ago — Story of the Day

February 15, 2022

Rich Inventor Abandons Devoted Wife Who Saves Him from a Thief Later — Story of the Day

March 02, 2022

Man Comes Home Early to Surprise His Wife, Catches Her in a Lie & Hires a Private Investigator

April 02, 2022