February 08, 2020
Today's #joke is about a man who made many attempts to get rid of his wife's beloved cat.
A man and his wife of a few years lived in peace until the later brought home a cat.
From the moment he saw the calico cat, the man hated it and used every opportunity to express that hatred.
His complaints to his wife, however, fell on deaf ears as she refused to let go of it.
Months after the cat came into their lives, the man decided to take matters into his hands and get rid of it.
One day, the man got dressed, picked up the cat, put him in his car, and drove to the park, which was twenty blocks away from his house.
Once there, he ejected the cat from the vehicle and drove off, leaving the cat behind.
However, as he got close to his home, he noticed the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, the man decided to give his plan another go, but this time, he drove the cat forty blocks away and left him behind.
As he made his way back into his driveway, the cat was strutting up the walkway.
He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always get home before he did.
Soon enough, he gave up on driving many miles away from his home and decided to try another method.
His new approach saw him driving a few miles before he turned right, then left, then up the bridge.
Next, he took another left, a right, a left, a right, and another right, and so on until he reached what he believed was a safe distance from his home.
As usual, he left the cat there. Hours after he started the journey, the man called his wife and said:
"Jen, is the cat there?"
His surprised wife paused for a minute before she replied:
"Yes. Why do you ask?"
As soon as he heard the answer, the already frustrated man told his wife, "put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost, and I need directions!"