Daily Joke: Guy Explains to His Friend Why He Didn't Watch Second Act of a Play

Movie theatres are meant to give audiences the greatest source of entertainment, but sometimes there are few people whose stories turn out to be more entertaining than the show in front of them.

To be continued…

Two friends got together for a chat to give each other the latest updates on what they had been doing over the past week.

The friends got caught up in along in an intense conversation about the theatre after they discovered that they had both gone to see one of the latest plays.

Before he could go any further, one of the friends admitted that he only managed to see the first act of the play and not the second. In answering her friend's question as to why he didn't watch it any further, he explained:

"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."

No pets allowed

Hoping to see a movie with his pet, a man goes to a movie theatre with his duck by his side. As they arrived at the theatre, the ticket agent looked at the man and his duck, which was on a leash.

He informed the man that pets were not allowed, and the duck would not be allowed to enter the theatre. In a desperate plea, the man tried to explain that the duck was a service animal and he could not go anywhere without it.

After failing to show the ticket agent certification that his duck was a service pet, the agent remained firm with his decision not to allow the duck in.

Determined to get his duck in, the man snuck off to the of the building and stuffed his pet down the front of his pants and made his way back to the ticket agent again.

Having successfully hidden the animal in his pants, the man bought his ticket and made his way into the theatre.

Trying to make his way through the packed theatre, he finally found an empty seat next to two old women. After 20 minutes, the duck started to get hot and feel uncomfortable. So the man unzipped his pants to let it breathe.

The duck stuck its head out and looked around. Shocked by what she was witnessing, one of the old women nudged her friend to let her know that the man had unzipped her pants.

The other women tried to calm her saying, "Once you've seen one, you've seen them all." After a moment of silence, the friend nudged her again, and responded:

"Yes, that's what I thought, but this one's eating my popcorn."

Sources: Jokes of the Day, Up Joke.