Daily Joke: A Couple Was out Dining at a New Restaurant
This joke of the day is about a man who might have just given away his true intentions with his wife during a dinner date. Let's hope it turned out well for him after that slip.
A couple decided to go on a date night for a change of scenery. It had been a long time since they got out of the house.
The pair went to a bar and were having some drinks. Immediately the woman saw a familiar face nearby.
Husband and wife's dinner date
She recognized the man as a past boyfriend of hers. The woman opted to point out the old flame to her husband.
"Honey," she told him. She raised a finger to point out the man. "That guy over there has been drinking like an addict since we split years ago."
Her husband responded: "Now that's just silly, no one celebrates THAT much!"
An engineer wants high salary
An interviewer also had the perfect response to what they thought was a silly statement.
The human resources officer was interviewing a young engineer who was just starting out in his career.
He asked the fresh-out-of-college gentleman: So what starting salary do you have your sights on?"
The engineer answered: "I'm thinking something around $125,000 a year depending on what type of benefits I'll get."
The interviewer then replied: "Well, how do you feel about a package with five weeks' vacation, full medical and dental coverage, 14 paid holidays, and a company car leased every couple of years, a red Corvette?"
The engineer immediately sat up and said: "Wow! Are you joking?!" In response, the interviewer told him, "Yeah, but you did it first."
A student is late for school
Elsewhere, one young high school student arrived late for class and was questioned by his teacher.
"It's my alarm clock. Everybody got up except me!" the student said. Of course, the teacher was left confused.
How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?" he asked. The student answered him:
"There are eight of us in my family, and the alarm clock was only set for seven."
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