April 23, 2020
A young waitress arrived late for her work shift, so her manager asked her what her excuse for coming late was. Her response to the question was a hilarious one.
A waitress walked in late to her place of work one night. This made her boss, who was quite angry, ask her why she was late. She explained,
"Oh, it was awful. I was walking down the street, and there was a terrible accident."
She continued, "A man was thrown from his car, and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank goodness I took that first-aid course." After she was done, the manager asked her what she did about the situation. She replied,
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep me from fainting!"
A LITTLE GIRL IN CHURCH
A little girl was attending a church service with her father when she started to complain that she was not feeling very fine.
She told her dad that she needed to throw up, and the mother replied by saying that she should go out and use the bushes by the front door of the church.
The little girl ran off to the bush quickly but was back in less than 30 seconds later. "That was quick, did you throw up?" her father asked. "Yes" the daughter replied with a smile on her face,
"But I didn't need to go outside. I used a box near the door that said, 'For the sick."
GUY WANTS BEAR
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of beer. The bartender told him the bear is five dollars, and the guy throws a bunch of coins on the floor.
Reluctantly, the bartender who was angry at the customer's rudeness, picks up the coins and serves him the beer.
The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, and throws a bunch of coins onto the floor. The next day, he does the same.
On the fourth day, he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a $10 note. The bartender takes advantage of this chance for revenge and throws a bunch of coins onto the floor.
"Here's your change!" He yells happily. The guy looks down at the coins and says: "I'll have another beer, please."
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